Saturn Horror Stories!!!

Discussion in 'General Motoring' started by misterfag, Apr 29, 2005.

  1. misterfag

    misterfag Guest

    Here are a bunch of Horror stories that have been sent to me from out of
    the blue! I cant understand how or why people keep buying Saturns when
    all these people send me their unsolicited Horror Stories!

    None of these stories have been followed up on or questioned nor are
    they well written! All stories are factual because their taken at face
    value. Thats what makes them true! People find the newsgroups to
    difficult to use but they know how to find me and email me their Saturn
    car abuses...I mean horror stories.

    I include email addresses with each story so that strangers get spam...I
    mean so these stories look real...I mean so these stories will be taken
    as facts! Again, no follow up questions are asked to verify the stories
    because I am not an automotive technician and I refuse to understand the
    issues. I know nothing about cars or car care, which makes me the
    perfect person to have a distorted vendetta against Saturn.


    -Dood i was like going down the road smoke'n some reefer when all da
    sud'n this big rook came out of no where and tore up the underside of my
    Saturn. i was all pessed-n-sheet and when i had it towd to Saturn they
    wanted like 3000 bucks to fix it man. i was like f that man. The toyot i
    had would of never tore up on that big bold..er..rock i mean man. then
    not long after that they found my stash man and i had to goto court and
    now im in jail. all this happend becuz of saturn!


    -I came home from the grocery store a week ago and had forgotten to take
    out the grape juice. Yesterday I found the grape juice had broke and
    spilled all over the trunk of my Saturn and I cant get the grape juice
    stains out of my carpet now! This has everything to do with Saturn and
    their cheap ass carpet! If this was any other carpet the stains would
    come right out! The dealership wont do anything about it other than to
    sell me new carpet! What the hell is the point of buying a car if Saturn
    wont hold my hand for me and take care of every trivial thing that is my
    fault! I WONT BE BUYING ANOTHER SATURN!


    -I had my 99 saturn for 120k miles and I never had to do anything to it
    except change the oil and put on new tires. 2 weeks ago it started
    running very rough and hasnt stopped. Is this the famous cracked head
    symptom I keep hearing about from a bunch of no nothings? This must be a
    cracked head because there are a bunch of post I found during a search
    for cracked heads. That many post found must mean that many heads have
    cracked. I'll diagnose it later...add this one to the count for cracked
    heads even though mine is unsubstantiated.


    -I took my car into a shop yesterday for an oil change and my car was
    running fine with only 35k miles on it. They told me I needed my brakes
    completely overhauled along with new front brake drums and that it would
    cost 2000 bucks. I was upset but told them ok and to it. I didnt ask to
    see the parts or for them to verify the problems by showing me but I'm
    still going to write to you misterfag so you can post this as factual
    information that my car needed new brakes at 35k miles. Also I would
    like to be on every spam mailing list so dont edit my email addy.



    I will try to post these horror stories every month or more...whenever
    PMS hits me or I have one of my mood swings caused by extreme mental
    problems.

     
    misterfag, Apr 29, 2005
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  2. misterfag

    The Real Tom Guest

    I learned a very valuable lession two years ago. When does a $99
    break pad replacement cost almost 300 bucks? When a Saturn dealership
    does it. :(

    As for saturn mishaps, or dislikes, I would highly recommend you start
    a forum. This way you don't have to scare saturn owners, like myself,
    by posting in this forum, and you don't post emails for worms to
    collect.

    hth,

    tom @ www.ChopURL.com
     
    The Real Tom, Apr 29, 2005
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  3. misterfag

    Laz Guest

    These horror stories sound superfluous to me; if that's the best ( or
    worst ) Saturn ain't half bad, you know ?

    Laz
     
    Laz, Apr 29, 2005
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  4. misterfag

    The Real Tom Guest

    I'm a pessimist, I see saturn as "ain't half good"

    :p


    later,

    tom
     
    The Real Tom, Apr 30, 2005
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  5. misterfag

    Laz Guest

    Nope. You're a plant from a wannabe
     
    Laz, Apr 30, 2005
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  6. misterfag

    The Real Tom Guest


    I've have/had two saturns. One was great(96 SL2), served us great
    150k miles, minimial work needed and sacraficed itself to protected my
    wife while being hit by a tool utility truck, driver ran a red light.
    My saturn stood strong and toss the truck, flipping it a few times.
    May she rest in peace.

    Now my other saturn (97 SL2), geez.... first summer frequent stalls,
    unreliable. Several dealerships checked it, nothing found to cause
    it, but they had all the codes saying the engine was dying. 'Stall
    codes'? It seemed everytime I had to bring the car in for
    examinations for why it was now stalling, dealerships could find
    nothing, but often found other things. "hey oil leak $200 bucks to
    fix", "your break pads are wearing uneven, so you need a full break
    job almost $300(found out they only changed the pads), hey muffler
    moutnt fell off, need to weld , etc, etc,... It only has 62k miles.


    Now can you see why from my experiences, only half good? ;)

    Damn I miss my 96 SL2. :)

    tom
     
    The Real Tom, Apr 30, 2005
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  7. misterfag

    Box134 Guest

    It's obvious you're an impostor. Everyone knows the name isn't misterfag,
    it's misterfukt!
     
    Box134, Apr 30, 2005
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  8. misterfag

    Napalm Heart Guest

    mistergagginonafag sounds closer.

     
    Napalm Heart, May 1, 2005
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  9. misterfag

    Mike Broda Guest

    04 AWD V-6 Vue with Honda drivetrain. Had rear link recall at 2000k , rear
    RDM was shot & needed to be replaced at 6000km,s. Unbelievable vibration
    from rear hanger bearing support bracket at 10k & that,s gotta be replaced.
    Windshield sounds like pellets hitting it & needs to be re-caulked at 11 k
    miles. Honda Trannie grade logic control is acting up & car is shuddering
    violently at 14,000k! Otherwise a great vehicle!
     
    Mike Broda, May 1, 2005
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  10. misterfag

    misterfag Guest

    SATURNS SUCK SATURNS SUCK SATURNS SUck saturns.... wha?

    BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEP.....This is a test this is only a test of the
    emergency trolling system. Had this been a real trolling incident the
    proper thing would be to ignore the troll and go about your life...

    Thats pretty good.

    You guys seemed to have missed that all of this was a joke and a parody
    of a real fag/troll that keeps popping up in here to get his jollies.
    All of the stories in my previous post were as real as his. (As in made
    up.) It should of been real obvious. I guess I dont know my own
    powers... ;-)
     
    misterfag, May 1, 2005
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  11. misterfag

    C. E. White Guest

    Do you want some Toyota horror stories, or Nissan horror
    stories, or VW horro stories? I have a few personal ones for
    those brands. Based on my personal experience, only an idiot
    would buy a Toyota, or Nissan, or VW.

    Ed
     
    C. E. White, May 2, 2005
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  12. misterfag

    The Real Tom Guest

    Toyota?

    <scratching head>

    :\
     
    The Real Tom, May 2, 2005
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  13. misterfag

    C. E. White Guest

    Do you think people don't have problems with Toyotas? Toyota has one of the
    wors Customer service policies of any companyy on the planet. They
    practically invented the "it your fault, not ours" excuse for problems. My
    ex had a '83 Cressida. It was the worst POS I've every been associated with.
    Expensive, technologically backwards, unreliable, bad paint, horrible
    transmission, crummy electricals, third rate A/C, etc., etc.. The only good
    thing I can say about the car is that a Toyota drone bought it from me.
    Ordinarily, I would assume we just got a bad one, but I've worked with too
    many Toyota owners to think that Toyotas are anything special.

    http://groups.msn.com/ToyotaOwnersUniteforResolution/shoebox.msnw
    http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/toyota_engine.html
    http://www.consumeraffairs.com/automotive/toyota_tundra_engine.html
    http://suvs.autoblog.com/entry/1234000530039835
    http://www.thesqueakywheel.com/complaints/2004/JUN/complaint4710.cfm
    http://www.autosafety.org/article.php?scid=150&did=566
    http://www.readthehook.com/stories/2003/05/01/theFearlessConsumerLemonAi.html


    Look at http://kdka.com/consumer/local_story_154174957.html - Toyota had 3
    vehicle in the top 25 in 2003. These numbers are not adjsuted for compalints
    per 1000 vehicles sold, but are just raw numbers. Considering that the
    Toyota vehicles listed are sold in relatively small numbers compared ot many
    in the list, doesn't that make you wonder?

    Ed
     
    C. E. White, May 3, 2005
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